Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap
Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the maid watch him flush a massive shit
this it?
YES
me, driving down the road: I am so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically, missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lying, cheating, obvlivious–
my driving instructor: please stop doing that
“So I’m walking my dog Tabitha and decide to stop in Pet-Smart for what I BELIEVED would be an easy purchase of purina high quality vegan dog appetizer snacks. I could NOT have been more wrong….”
Lmaoooooo
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do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took
council has spoken. here she is
miifighter
